you think you had a crazy trip?

TheBeaner · 07-24-2008, 11:46 PM

haha one of my buddies had got some shrooms from my other friend, and there was a couple people there who had bought some too, well in one of the 1/8ths there was a funny looking shroom, so no one wanted to eat it, well my friend said fuck it and ended up eating it. my friend who got them was told they were some of the best shrooms he had ever seen. so my friend ate the bad shroom and started freaking the fuck out, he started going nuts ran outside and took off all of his clothes, then his neighbor walks up and was like whats wrong and he punched the bitch in the face. then the cops show up and he starts fighting all of them, ended up having to mace him and slam him into the ground and the cop shoved a knee in the back of his neck and arrested him. tell me thats not fucking wild.

NuGuy · 07-25-2008, 12:02 AM

Thats not fucking wild.

RadChad420 · 09-07-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NuGuy

Thats not fucking wild.

lmfao

Medicalifornication · 12-20-2010, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NuGuy

Thats not fucking wild.

This made me laugh so hard.

Sucks to be him.

Careful with your psycadelics peeps!

fugheddaboudit · 05-07-2011, 10:51 PM

Great thread, lots of crazy trips

Oh man i got stories... :

THE FOREST SPIRITS (SPRING BREAK TALES, PT. 1)
Earlier this year (round march) i took 6g (nice fat goldcaps, not sure of speciation - i'm a newbie tripper) along with two friends who split a quarter (plus our sitter) at ~2130 and went for a long walk in a nature preserve in town

We used emergen-c and oj for potentiators and started tripping within 20 minutes. When we pulled into the area we saw a big open field between two apartment buildings and ran down this embankment yelling "LOOK AT ALL THE WATER!!!" After trekking down a hillside discussing the mystery of the yeti and other things we emerged onto the fossil creekbed and walked through the seemingly endless sea of ghostly white stones

We came across a pool of water in the creekbed and stood around it and looked in. When i looked into it i saw a strange dark figure reflected in the bottom of the pool wearing strange dark angular armor and stepping through at me. He communicated with me on a weird empathic level, no words, just a sort of sensation of will. All the while our sitter walked around the perimeter of the pool monitoring the other trippers and engaging in a "ritual of enlightenment."

After planting a conversation node (the general discussion had naturally turned shroomy at this point) we made our way onwards. I saw a large dead tree with the stars hanging from its branches like fruit. One of my friends went off on a vision quest by himself (our sitter is pretty experienced, he has more than a dozen trips under his belt; he deemed my buddy chill enough to be alone for a bit) and the rest of us stayed under the tree. I kicked off my shoes and felt myself growing roots into the earth and we three discussed crazy stuff (like how the aborigines might not actually be humans like us and the implications thereof; always trip with scientists!) - we even had this weird moment of serendipity when my other friend and i looked up at the sky and saw crazy bands of color on the horizon.

We sojourned on after our lone wanderer returned and made our way into a grassy area where i went off to take a leak. Along I had a reversion to a primal state and acted like a caveman. When i came back we talked about how human beings didn't produce, only consume (to which i distinctly remember countering with "Well, I just produced piss, so there!" After that we headed back to the car, giggling all the while. We met up with two guys chilling by a cave on the return walk - one was sat up on a rock with no shirt on looking for the life of him like a mexican buddha. We chatted for a few minutes and split, arriving at the car at approximately 0030.

The eponymous "Forest Spirits" were interesting - talk had turned to the "DMT Elves" at one point and i noticed several fast-moving shadowy figures following us through the trees and far off in the creekbed. I never felt threatened by them though, although they were definitely not benevolent (i got a real vibe of curiosity off them, i dunno )

--END OF PART ONE--

tl;dr: I ate 6g of nice mushies and had the start of a great 10-hour trip in a major metropolitan park

BTW, i agree with door empty's lemon shot recipe, and offer my own variant: take your ingredients and blend them with ice, it makes for a refreshing pick-me-up on warm nights, with the added benefit of being a great margarita mix for sitters to get a chill buzz on!

freeskierpj · 05-09-2012, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Medicalifornication

This made me laugh so hard.

Sucks to be him.

Careful with your psycadelics peeps!

Most people treat psychedelics like they are weed or alcohol or just do it to get fucked up...those are the people that end up having a horrible time or freaking out. If you go into the trip with a good set and setting then you will NEVER have a bad trip, period.

Worst trip I've had to be a sitter for was when a buddy of mine had his heart broken by his girl who had been with him for almost 4 years and she broke up with him told him he was horrible in the sack, that she never really loved him, and that she had been banging dudes behind his back the entire time...well that friend had an ounce of shrooms and was manic depressive so in a fit of mania (combined with about a 40oz of booze) he at half of the ounce the day after this bitch ripped his heart apart...once he started to feel the shrooms coming on he quickly was ripped right out of his manic episode and back into lucidity where he realized what he had done and phoned me...long story short I couldn't handle him alone and had to call over 2 of his other good friends to calm him down and I couldn't help but feel like jesus dude wtf were you thinking even though I had to keep a demeanor of it's alright you made a mistake but you will be perfectly fine and in a matter of hours you will be back to normal...Me and the 2 other friends took shifts sleeping and watching him once we finally calmed him down enough that one person could handle it on their own but man was that a crazy night. The kid never touched shrooms again just because he made a stupid decision about how to handle psychedelics...

NightLight · 07-25-2008, 01:28 AM

^^ Haha ultimate pwnage!

EpicToker420 · 07-25-2008, 04:22 AM

in the words of nelson,"ha haaa."

Hashmasta-Kut · 07-25-2008, 05:13 AM

when someone tried to do that in our area we managed to convince them not to. or maybe they went and got him. all know is, i heard the naked running in the streets one before...

Ninja · 07-25-2008, 05:22 AM

lmao.. me too HMK.

many years ago I watched a friend trip HARD on shrooms, strip naked and start deeply explaining his childhood fear of rabbits to everyone.
he then proceded to smear used motor oil (from his garage) all over his body claiming he was "annointing himself" in preparation for a ceremony celebrating mother earth.
Luckily, we were in a fairly isolated area, and we were able to keep him calm untill he passed out around sunrise.

needless to say, after witnessing that... I dont do shrooms anymore

07-24-2008, 11:46 PM	#1
TheBeaner Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: east coast Posts: 201	you think you had a crazy trip? haha one of my buddies had got some shrooms from my other friend, and there was a couple people there who had bought some too, well in one of the 1/8ths there was a funny looking shroom, so no one wanted to eat it, well my friend said fuck it and ended up eating it. my friend who got them was told they were some of the best shrooms he had ever seen. so my friend ate the bad shroom and started freaking the fuck out, he started going nuts ran outside and took off all of his clothes, then his neighbor walks up and was like whats wrong and he punched the bitch in the face. then the cops show up and he starts fighting all of them, ended up having to mace him and slam him into the ground and the cop shoved a knee in the back of his neck and arrested him. tell me thats not fucking wild.
	and all i do is smoke trees so call me log head Last edited by URR; 07-25-2008 at 06:13 AM.. Reason: racial slurs wont be tolerated

05-07-2011, 10:51 PM	#5
fugheddaboudit New Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: outpost dfw Posts: 4	Great thread, lots of crazy trips Oh man i got stories... : THE FOREST SPIRITS (SPRING BREAK TALES, PT. 1) Earlier this year (round march) i took 6g (nice fat goldcaps, not sure of speciation - i'm a newbie tripper) along with two friends who split a quarter (plus our sitter) at ~2130 and went for a long walk in a nature preserve in town We used emergen-c and oj for potentiators and started tripping within 20 minutes. When we pulled into the area we saw a big open field between two apartment buildings and ran down this embankment yelling "LOOK AT ALL THE WATER!!!" After trekking down a hillside discussing the mystery of the yeti and other things we emerged onto the fossil creekbed and walked through the seemingly endless sea of ghostly white stones We came across a pool of water in the creekbed and stood around it and looked in. When i looked into it i saw a strange dark figure reflected in the bottom of the pool wearing strange dark angular armor and stepping through at me. He communicated with me on a weird empathic level, no words, just a sort of sensation of will. All the while our sitter walked around the perimeter of the pool monitoring the other trippers and engaging in a "ritual of enlightenment." After planting a conversation node (the general discussion had naturally turned shroomy at this point) we made our way onwards. I saw a large dead tree with the stars hanging from its branches like fruit. One of my friends went off on a vision quest by himself (our sitter is pretty experienced, he has more than a dozen trips under his belt; he deemed my buddy chill enough to be alone for a bit) and the rest of us stayed under the tree. I kicked off my shoes and felt myself growing roots into the earth and we three discussed crazy stuff (like how the aborigines might not actually be humans like us and the implications thereof; always trip with scientists!) - we even had this weird moment of serendipity when my other friend and i looked up at the sky and saw crazy bands of color on the horizon. We sojourned on after our lone wanderer returned and made our way into a grassy area where i went off to take a leak. Along I had a reversion to a primal state and acted like a caveman. When i came back we talked about how human beings didn't produce, only consume (to which i distinctly remember countering with "Well, I just produced piss, so there!" After that we headed back to the car, giggling all the while. We met up with two guys chilling by a cave on the return walk - one was sat up on a rock with no shirt on looking for the life of him like a mexican buddha. We chatted for a few minutes and split, arriving at the car at approximately 0030. The eponymous "Forest Spirits" were interesting - talk had turned to the "DMT Elves" at one point and i noticed several fast-moving shadowy figures following us through the trees and far off in the creekbed. I never felt threatened by them though, although they were definitely not benevolent (i got a real vibe of curiosity off them, i dunno ) --END OF PART ONE-- tl;dr: I ate 6g of nice mushies and had the start of a great 10-hour trip in a major metropolitan park BTW, i agree with door empty's lemon shot recipe, and offer my own variant: take your ingredients and blend them with ice, it makes for a refreshing pick-me-up on warm nights, with the added benefit of being a great margarita mix for sitters to get a chill buzz on!
	nevermind, it's not important

07-25-2008, 01:28 AM	#7
NightLight 2Legit2Quit Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,005	^^ Haha ultimate pwnage!
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07-25-2008, 05:22 AM	#10
Ninja Account Closed Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,288	lmao.. me too HMK. many years ago I watched a friend trip HARD on shrooms, strip naked and start deeply explaining his childhood fear of rabbits to everyone. he then proceded to smear used motor oil (from his garage) all over his body claiming he was "annointing himself" in preparation for a ceremony celebrating mother earth. Luckily, we were in a fairly isolated area, and we were able to keep him calm untill he passed out around sunrise. needless to say, after witnessing that... I dont do shrooms anymore
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Hashmasta-Kut pErMa~v~fRiEd Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: lost in space Posts: 6,211	when someone tried to do that in our area we managed to convince them not to. or maybe they went and got him. all know is, i heard the naked running in the streets one before...