you think you had a crazy trip?

[Medicalifornication]

 

Originally Posted by NuGuy

Thats not fucking wild.

This made me laugh so hard.

Sucks to be him.

Careful with your psycadelics peeps!

[fugheddaboudit]

 

Great thread, lots of crazy trips

Oh man i got stories... :

THE FOREST SPIRITS (SPRING BREAK TALES, PT. 1)
Earlier this year (round march) i took 6g (nice fat goldcaps, not sure of speciation - i'm a newbie tripper) along with two friends who split a quarter (plus our sitter) at ~2130 and went for a long walk in a nature preserve in town

We used emergen-c and oj for potentiators and started tripping within 20 minutes. When we pulled into the area we saw a big open field between two apartment buildings and ran down this embankment yelling "LOOK AT ALL THE WATER!!!" After trekking down a hillside discussing the mystery of the yeti and other things we emerged onto the fossil creekbed and walked through the seemingly endless sea of ghostly white stones

We came across a pool of water in the creekbed and stood around it and looked in. When i looked into it i saw a strange dark figure reflected in the bottom of the pool wearing strange dark angular armor and stepping through at me. He communicated with me on a weird empathic level, no words, just a sort of sensation of will. All the while our sitter walked around the perimeter of the pool monitoring the other trippers and engaging in a "ritual of enlightenment."

After planting a conversation node (the general discussion had naturally turned shroomy at this point) we made our way onwards. I saw a large dead tree with the stars hanging from its branches like fruit. One of my friends went off on a vision quest by himself (our sitter is pretty experienced, he has more than a dozen trips under his belt; he deemed my buddy chill enough to be alone for a bit) and the rest of us stayed under the tree. I kicked off my shoes and felt myself growing roots into the earth and we three discussed crazy stuff (like how the aborigines might not actually be humans like us and the implications thereof; always trip with scientists!) - we even had this weird moment of serendipity when my other friend and i looked up at the sky and saw crazy bands of color on the horizon.

We sojourned on after our lone wanderer returned and made our way into a grassy area where i went off to take a leak. Along I had a reversion to a primal state and acted like a caveman. When i came back we talked about how human beings didn't produce, only consume (to which i distinctly remember countering with "Well, I just produced piss, so there!" After that we headed back to the car, giggling all the while. We met up with two guys chilling by a cave on the return walk - one was sat up on a rock with no shirt on looking for the life of him like a mexican buddha. We chatted for a few minutes and split, arriving at the car at approximately 0030.

The eponymous "Forest Spirits" were interesting - talk had turned to the "DMT Elves" at one point and i noticed several fast-moving shadowy figures following us through the trees and far off in the creekbed. I never felt threatened by them though, although they were definitely not benevolent (i got a real vibe of curiosity off them, i dunno )

--END OF PART ONE--

tl;dr: I ate 6g of nice mushies and had the start of a great 10-hour trip in a major metropolitan park

BTW, i agree with door empty's lemon shot recipe, and offer my own variant: take your ingredients and blend them with ice, it makes for a refreshing pick-me-up on warm nights, with the added benefit of being a great margarita mix for sitters to get a chill buzz on!

[Col. Forbin]

 

so the other day i spontaneously took some shrooms with a good friend of mine. After tripping for a bit (not that hard) he decides he needs to go to the 24-hour CVS in my town to get his mom a mothers day card before the rush on sunday morning. So we drive to CVS and after tripping out for a bit looking at mothers day cards we run into none other than Courtney Greene, safety for the Jacksonville Jaguars. My friend was the the captain of the school football team a couple years back, so he actually knows Courtney. We ended up talking to him for about 5 minutes, the whole time i'm just tripping balls thinking about how i'm talking to a NFL player. Reminiscent of the times me and this same friend would walk into McDicks blazed as shit at 1 AM and run into Courtney Greene and Ray Rice, a couple legends from my town (that actually happened on a number of different occasions lol)

[yoitscheefs]

 

One time, about a year or two ago around Halloween a few girls I know and I took some liquid LSD. It was a crazy fun trip full of love and painting and stuff for a while, then we went outside. So we are sitting in the parking lot of my apartment complex when these guys come up and hand us a flyer for some halloween party they were throwing. They must have noticed that we were tripping balls and told whoever brought them to pass out the flyers. All of a sudden I see a GIANT walking (used) maxi pad named Max E. Pad, with jesus hair... a fucking Genie, and Gary Busey's demented nephew Mike with a video camera and a bright ass light in my face. I guess they interviewed us while we were loving on eachother in the parking lot lmao. You could watch the video on Mike Busey's website for a while, not sure if it's still up there though. I actually just saw the same guys in a Juicy J rap video this week haha

[frankyskyler]

 

[QUOTE=hOOkah;387808] i cant imagine the feeling of being tazed on shroomms must be crazy..

haha true that. imagine the energy just pumping through your body??? nuts....

[Jungle Green]

 

my image of god.

back about a year ago i got about 10 grams of good mush for cheap. i ate 4 grams mostly of which was the bulk of the caps in the bag. about two hours into the trip i find myself walking through downtown Gainesville in my own reality. Myself and a friend of mine at the time were writing graffiti where ever we pleased. But I quickly became paranoid and thought the cops were after me. Went to chill out in a stairwell of some apartment building where the air conditioners sounded so fucking loud that it caused me to go into a full body womp. like when you do nitrous and you hear the womping sound and feel light headed. but it was not just my head but a whole body effect. we went back to a friends place. i tried to sleep while my other friend played video games. it was nearing sunrise and i had been tripping since 10 pm that night. i lied down and start to admire a painting on the wall my friend did. its of fire with faces hidden throughout the flames. trippy even when youre sober. i felt like it was pulling me in. then something subconsciously told me that it needed to close my eyes something special was about to happen. when i did, i had the most intense closed eyed visuals of my life. only second to DMT. I visually was flying at light speed across the universe. far past our solar system. to what appeared to be the center of the universe. simultaneously my spine involuntarily arched and i felt my ego diminish and my spirit disconnect from my conscious mind. at this point in my vision i had reached the center of the universe. in front of me is a massive force of pure energy. it is white hot at its core and mix of orange,red, and yellow to its exterior. it is made of 3 intersecting beams. one vertical, and two more intersecting horizontal beams. it is so powerful that if you tried to reach out to touch it would shatter your being. i felt the most profound feeling of astonishment and humility. i instinctually knew that was were all living organisms, beings, life itself, and the spirit of existence in this plane of reality came from this energy. the 3 beams were infinite, stretching to 6 different points. each at the ends of this universe. over the last 6 years i have become agnostic. this experience brought me closer to god than anything at church or any sermon from a minister. i feel that in my heart and soul that i saw god for what he/she is. its not an old man with a long white beard, or some great goddess. but god has no fleshly form. but only the pure raw existence of life and energy and this plane of reality in which we dwell. the afterlife is simply the next plane of existence. another reality, another dimension if you will. i awoke from this like i had been in a trance or had been hypnotized. i felt the need to go out into the world and get away from closed spaces. heres some advice, even if youre coming down its still not safe to drive. i drove around town with no destination for about an hour, its sunrise now. eventually i decide to start driving out into the country, i drive about 30 minutes out into cow fields and nothingness. eventually i come to my senses somewhat and decided to turn around. now im driving with the sun shining directly into my eyes, still tripping, and i have no sunglasses on or in the car. my thoughts are clear and coherent at this point, but my vision is still wacked out, my depth perception was jacked. eventually i got back to the place i was staying at the time and started to adjust back into reality and get some much needed sleep. overall this was probably the most life changing psychedelic experience of my life.

[freeskierpj]

 

Originally Posted by Medicalifornication

This made me laugh so hard.

Sucks to be him.

Careful with your psycadelics peeps!

Most people treat psychedelics like they are weed or alcohol or just do it to get fucked up...those are the people that end up having a horrible time or freaking out. If you go into the trip with a good set and setting then you will NEVER have a bad trip, period.

Worst trip I've had to be a sitter for was when a buddy of mine had his heart broken by his girl who had been with him for almost 4 years and she broke up with him told him he was horrible in the sack, that she never really loved him, and that she had been banging dudes behind his back the entire time...well that friend had an ounce of shrooms and was manic depressive so in a fit of mania (combined with about a 40oz of booze) he at half of the ounce the day after this bitch ripped his heart apart...once he started to feel the shrooms coming on he quickly was ripped right out of his manic episode and back into lucidity where he realized what he had done and phoned me...long story short I couldn't handle him alone and had to call over 2 of his other good friends to calm him down and I couldn't help but feel like jesus dude wtf were you thinking even though I had to keep a demeanor of it's alright you made a mistake but you will be perfectly fine and in a matter of hours you will be back to normal...Me and the 2 other friends took shifts sleeping and watching him once we finally calmed him down enough that one person could handle it on their own but man was that a crazy night. The kid never touched shrooms again just because he made a stupid decision about how to handle psychedelics...

[Hotdog32836]

 

Wow, crazy stories, heres mine:

It was the night of a carnival at my school, so just about every single person that day was buying shrooms. I bought a nice quarter, and ate them about an hour before going to the carnival. Started to feel the waves come on when we were walking there. Once my friends and I got to the carnival, I couldn't stop yawning, it was literally a yawn every 5 seconds and the most tired i've ever felt. Me and my friend decided to head back to my room, this is when the bad trip starts. I had a real tough time breathing for some reason, and this made me think I was allergic to the shrooms or something. My friend tried to clam me down, but I ended up calling 911, once that happened a sciern on my phone went off (because I dialed 911) and just freaked the fuck out of me. once the ambulance came I told them i was dying from eating bad shrooms. When i got to the hospital, i saw everyone looking at me and saying "He's dead", so i truly thought I actually was dying and this was the remaining time of my life. This was probably the worst feeling in the world knowing that you are dying and cant do anything about it but just watch. To make things worse I thought that the hospital was a UFO and aliens had taken me up on their ship. You never want to trip at a hospital, ended up pissing myself because I was too scared to move around on the alien ship.

[Rafiki]

 

some great stories in here....one time whilst enjoying some lsd with a few buddies on a nature walk I began to choke. I felt something stuck in my throat but couldn't dislodge it with coughs. I reached back and pulled it out. sure as shit---a fully lit, still functioning (hell yes I tried it) cigarette. somehow I forgot I was smoking it and tried to swallow the bitch thinking I had somethin in my mouth. lol couldn't do it again if I had to.

[SebastianDaniel]

 

All great stories, true though you can't eat a bag o shrooms like you drink a beer...gotta be around good people in a good place to get tha full o-ffect